Act now Or we’ll double your order

In the 1960’s or so
(long before our time)
we gathered ’round

made some sound
deep in the summer of love

they prized amoré
in each swinging soirée
unbeknownst to them
the pied piper comes a-calling

the end is nigh
for now is here

oh dear, my dear

(listen closely)

the time has come my tender friends
to talk of all-the-things
of every fault and foible
those pesky little things

if you heed the warning now dearheart
you won’t be in the clear
the rest a hoard of zombies
undoubtedly will be near

we’re all in this together
for better and the worst
has yet to arrive on schedule

comedy’s finest laughter

is having the last line

(who laughs first, oh never you mind)

start investment into hearses
funerals will be all the rage
turn that anguish inwards
double the profits all the same

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