I looked over the pile of fresh laundry
Attacking it with with the fervor
Of a caged muffin top
I matched socks
Pairing them like tinder
Swiping them from the corner
Today is no socks day I declare
Tying the towel around my neck
One leg on the edge of the bed
Super captain pirate
(sans eye patch)
Here for the free entertainment
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